NA RAAT KO SO SAKTAY HAIN !!!!!!!!

NA IMTAYHANAAT KI TAYYARI KAR SAKTAY HAIN !!!!!!!!

NA KAPRAY ISTIRI KAR KAY DAFTAR JA SAKTAY HAIN !!!!!!!!

FRIDGE KA SARA GOSHT BHI PIGHAL GAYA -

COMPUTER PAR KOI BHI KAAM NAHEEN KAR SAKTAY -

Kiyun bhai ????????????????????

YAAR => B I J L E JO NAHEEN HAY -
AIK DO DIN
YA
DO CHAR HAFTAY KA MASLA HO TO ADDMI BARDASHT KAR LAY -!!!!!!!!
AIK DIN MA 20 SAY 30 DAFA BILI JATI ATI HAY - YE TO VOTE DAINAY KA INAAM HAY -AUR DO VOTE shab baash
AB LAAZMI DOBARA CHOTHI DAFA BHI DAINA VOTE -

VOTE DAINAY KI SAZA => LOAD SHEDDING -

2 DAFA PEHLAY BHI YEHI SAB KUCH DEKH CHUKAY HO - PHIR BHI WOHI GHALTI TEESRI DAFA KAR DALI AUR LAY AAY TESSRI DAFA - TO PHIR AB BHUGTO = MAZEED 4 SAAL TAK

YAAR UPS BHI 2 GHANTAY CHAL KAR KHATAM HO JATA HAY -

MIYAAAN => YAHAN TO 12 SAY 18 GHANTAY BIJLI NAHEEN HAAAAAY -

YAAAAR TO KIYA KARAIN PHIR = ?
KIYA KARAINNNN - ????????????????

BHAI TUM BHI MERI TARAH LAY AAO = A TO Z VARIETY WALON SAY

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NA UPS KI BATTERY KHATAM HONAY KA MASLA -
NA SHOAR - -
NO DHOWAAN -
NA GENERATOR KI GHAR GHAR -
NA PETROL DALANY KA KHARCHA -
NA DIESEL DALANY KA KHARCHA -
NA GAS KA KHARCHA -
NA ENGINE KI GARMI -
NA KICK MARNAY KI JHANJAT -
NA ENGINE MA BAR BAR OIL DALNA -

8 SAY 10 GHANTAY KI PURSUKOON NEEND KI ZAMAANAT-

YE AUR KAHEEN BHI NAHEEN MILAY GA - THIS IS ONLY MADE BY
A TO Z VARIETY -

YE SAB KUCH CHAROAN TARAF JO KUCH HO RAHA HAY - KIS LIAY HO RAHA HAY - KABHI AAP NA YE SOCHA HAY BHAI ????

MARKET KAY ANDAR SANNATA HAY -
GAHAG KHAREEDAAR NAHEEN HAY -
SHOPS KHUL KAR BAND HO RAHI HAIN-
KARAAE BHARAY NAHEEN HAIN -
NOKRI KO BACHANA MUSHKIL HO GAYA HAY - HAR WAQT SAR PAR TALWAAR LATAKTI RAHTI HAY - HAHA
EXPORTS WAQT PAR NAHEEN HO RAHEEN HAIN -
STOCK EXCHANGE KI HALAT SAB KAY SAMNAY HAY - NA POOCHO -
MAZDOOR FACTORIES KAY BAHAR BAITHAY HAIN -
KIYON ? => BIJLI JO NAHEEN HAY -

ASAL TO ABHI AGAY AGAY SUNEYAY .

ACCHAA TUM YE BATAO -

JO AADMI TUMHAIN 11 RUPAY MA AATA DAITA THA USKO TO TUM NAY GO_GO _GO _GO KEH KEH KAR BHAGA DIYA AB 11 KO CHAAAR SAY ZARAB DO ( 11 X 4 ) TO BANTA HAY 44 RUPAY - JO AAP AIK ZARAE MULK KAY ANDAR AATA KHAREED RAHAY HAIAN AUR KHA BHI RAHAY HAIN -

JO TUMHAIN 9000 KA DAS GIRAAM SONA DAITA THA TO TUM NAY KHOOB GO _GO , GO _GO KAY NAARAY LAGAY - AB WOHI DAS GIRAAM SONA 9000 KO 3 SAY ZARAB DO
( 9000 X 3 ) TO BANTA HA 27000 => TO ABHI TUMHAIN SAANP SONGH GIYA HAY ???? AB KHAMOSH HO = BOHAT GO GO KAHA THA US WAQT -

JO AADMI TUMHAIN VEGETABLE OIL 50 RUPAY LITER MA DAITA THA TO TUM NAY KHOOB SHOAR MACHAYA - GO _GO _GO _GO => AB 50 KO 3 SAY ZARAB DO ( 50 X 3 ) TO BANTA HAY 150 => TO AB 150 RUPAY FI LITER OIL KHAREED RAHAY HO -!!!!!!!!! AB KIYON NAHEEN BOLTAY ?

JIS NAY TUMHAIN 8 SAAL TAK - 60 RUPAY MAIN DOLLAR DIYA - AUR AIK HE RATE PAR DOLLAR KO RAKKHA = TO USKI TO WARDI UTAAR DI TUMNA - AB 81 RUPAY MA KHAREED RAHAY HO = AB SAB THEEK HAY ? AB KAHAAN GAI MARDAANGI - HEHE
???????????????

JIS NAY TUMHAIN 8 SAAL TAK SUGAR / CHEENI SIRF 11 RUPAY MA DI - AB 11 KO 4 SAY ZARAB DO
( 11 X 4 ) TO AB 44 RUPAY KI CHEENI KHAREED RAHAY HO - AB KIYO BOLTI BAND HAY - DARTAY HO ISLIAY ????

JIS NAY TUMHAIN 8 SAAL TAK 30 RUPAY MAIN BASMATI CHAWAL DIYA TO AB 30 KO 4 SAY ZARAB DO
( 30 X 4 ) AB TUM WOHI CHAWAL 120 RUPAY MAIN KHAREED RAHAY HO !!!!! AB EHTAJAAJ KARTAY HUA DAR LAGTA HAY ???? KE PAKAR KAR LAY JAIN GAY ?

KIYAAAA KAHAAA ??
NAHEEN DARTAY - ACHAAAAAAA TO PHIR LAGAO AIK ZABARDAST NARA =
JEAAAY JEAAAY JEAAAY MR.1000 %

MERAY HAM WATNO YE AAP NOTE KAR LAIN KAY HAMMAD SABRI NAY IN WRITING YAHAAN RECORD PAR LIKKHA HAY AUUR ( HUKOMAT KAY HOTAY HUA ) HIMMAT KI HAY = AUR HUKOMAT KAY KHILAAF LIKKHA HAY -

THESE R REAL HISTORY FACTS - KIYA TUM KHUD BHI USI PURAANI TANKHWA MA NAHEEN PIS RAHAY HO - KITNA IZAFA HUA = BAS 2000 RUPAY -HAH ??

TO THEEK HAY = ABHI 4 SAAL AUR BHI BARDASHT KARNA HAY TO PHIR KHAREED LAITAY HAIN BHAI

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SHUKAR HAY
KISI NAY TO HIMMAT KI =
HAAN HAMMAD SABRI NAY HIMMAT KI - MAGAR LIKKHA BILKUL SAHI HAY -KAMAAL BAAT YE HAY KE = IS POORAY PAGE PAR KOI BHI BAAT GHALAT YA NASHAESTA ZABAAN ISTAYMAAL NAHEEN KI HAY ??? YE SAB JO KUCH BHI LIKKHA HAY = JHOOT TO NAHEEN LIKKHA HAY =
LIKKHA BILKUL THEEK HAY - AUR HAMMAD BHAI NAY SAHI LIKKHA HAY - ZABARDAST -

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